[ that feeling when you can't just teleport away from a conversation because it's in text. does she consider just not responding? yes. so he gets the fun of no response.
[ and it's unfortunately the longest hour of jason's life.
just kidding. he gets distracted by tiktok and stops scrolling when he realizes he's getting one too many things on his fyp about tim drake's infamous - but alleged - coffee addiction. the tabloids will never live the rumor down, will they?
and when illyana texts him again, ]
Oh, you're alive.
And yeah, maybe I do like pressing my luck. Maybe I can't help feeling lucky around you.
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Well, yeah. You made those points.
Take or leave the sulfur smell. End of the day, they're still hot.
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Or good taste.
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It’s just one more thing.
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The other thing you like about me is the tail, isn't it?
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You conjure some cool-ass swords. Don't know if I ever said that.
But I can relate.
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Maybe over another date, just so we don't pivot away from the subject.
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Even the parts you don't. And I'm not even saying they're good parts.
Just that they're not enough to scare me away.
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for an hour. ]
They should scare you.
But I think you like pressing your luck
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just kidding. he gets distracted by tiktok and stops scrolling when he realizes he's getting one too many things on his fyp about tim drake's infamous - but alleged - coffee addiction. the tabloids will never live the rumor down, will they?
and when illyana texts him again, ]
Oh, you're alive.
And yeah, maybe I do like pressing my luck. Maybe I can't help feeling lucky around you.
That a problem?
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Nobody is lucky around me.
That is a big problem. If you think you're lucky around me you may be delusional.
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Well, you haven't killed me yet. On purpose or on accident. That counts for something.
And you bring too much to the table, from a tactical perspective, to leave on the bench. I like you on missions.
Not just as a person... though that's how I like you the most.
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'Yet' Give it time. Everyone around me dies eventually.
Just think, I haven't even shown you some of my best tricks on the field.
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Goodness gracious. Giving me more ammunition to like you with, are you? I appreciate the change of heart.
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You'll have a change of heart when I summon a giant tentacle monster in a fight
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But we don't talk about that anymore. And just for me mentioning it, go ahead.
Cause my second death.
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Was it you?
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In that time, I don't think we crossed paths. Hell, this was way before we met.
...Thank god, ngl. Embarassing stuff in hindsight.
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Curious what you looked like.
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Then again, got a telepath on speed-dial who can relay my memories to you?
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You could just tell me the story.
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Some shapeshifting mercenary with tentacle powers ate me. But after spitting me out, I got his powers.
Didn't last that long, but I still wreaked more havoc with it. Dick was not happy.
We both agreed to never talk about this again. Hope you feel special.
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