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@anesthesia tfln overflow

[degenesis]

( Continued from here. )

Dealing with some violent expulsions, more like.

...of a cockroach. I thought swatting it killed it, but it was still alive when it fell in the toilet.

So flush it goes.

[anesthesia]

I thought I heard a scream. [ RIP she's definitely making fun of him ]

It could still crawl back up.

[degenesis]

I crawled back up, once. Maybe I’ll start tolerating the thing if it joins the club.

...I’m allowed to be surprised by things sometimes. Especially gross things.

[ And he’s sure there’s a person out there coming down with a disease planting them square on the toilet, experiencing entirely different violent expulsions. Everything’s relative, eh? ]

[anesthesia]

What club is that?

A cockroach is not that gross. Unless you were already compromised when you saw it.

[ or it crawled over right then. That might be gross. Why are they talking about this? Who even talks about these things?? ]

[degenesis]

The coming back from the dead club. Some exorbitant dues, though.

Let's just say that I was, with no further clarification needed. Just because I don't suspect your healing factor applies to your mind.

[anesthesia]

What are the dues?

....

I see. [ MOVING ON. while possibly laughing at him. ]

Why did you call?

[degenesis]

Well, for me, all this Red Hood stuff has a budget. Good thing my past criminal enterprises leaves me with a ton of residuals. How else could I cover all the Denny's trips?

If this roach doesn't crawl back to life in the next five minutes, I'm not recruiting it to my empire.

Also, who else would I be telling about any of this when it's almost 3AM?

[ Definitely not Roy. He'll never live it down. Nor Bizarro... he'll just take everything literally. Maybe Laura will find this funny, but at least she doesn't make a big fuss about these things.

And maybe he likes suspecting Laura finds this funny. ]

[anesthesia]

I did not realize you had a budget.

...I can pay for us sometimes. I have money.

If it does come to life you should be concerned. Zombie roaches would be unstoppable.

You only called to tell me about your roach battle?